Our first post will revolve around a very omnipresent task in your life: How to be an awesome entertainer. Before we get started, let's get some important things straight: In order to be an awesome entertainer, there is one thing you must never forget:
You are a fricken legend. Your genius mind will never fail to provide you with the right amount of awkward, kinky or inappropriate comments.
Now - off we go on our first adventure through life's moments: How to be the enterainer in a group of people.
1) You need to make sure that there are enough drinks. With enough drinks - and by that we clearly mean strong drinks - half the rent is paid. We are talking about the “Vodka is my water” drink.
2) Get a bunch of non-talkative, unfunny, rude, quiet or lame people into your mix of other awesome friends. They are the ones that will be easiest target.
3) Bring in a few memorable quotes that will later be discussed in people's facebook statuses. Yeah, you know how to write history. Quite literally.
4) Don't ever - and this one is important - lose sight of your best friend. Without her or him, your qualities of being an awesome entertainer decrease drastically.
5) Put on a theatre play. Since you're used to that from pretty much every deadboring lesson in highschool, you will have become a natural at that over time. Use your best friend as your partner. Scream and swear at each other, make accusations - be anything and most of all BOLD. Remember - being an entertainer is about attracting attention. So that's your main goal.
6) Another note: Your most important room will be the toilet. This is where things get exciting. Just make sure to talk / scream loudly enough, your aim here is to be heard. It gets people gossiping about what is going on inside. Here, it's important to memorise that bad press is good press. Attention is worth anything and everything.
7) Last but not least: As an entertainer, you must never be the last one to leave the party. Quite simply because you need to make people aware of the fact that the moment you leave - the coolness factor of the party drops dramatically.
Enough for now, fellow readers! Lesson one is learned, and we will be back sooner than you know to continue our little adventure.
2) Get a bunch of non-talkative, unfunny, rude, quiet or lame people into your mix of other awesome friends. They are the ones that will be easiest target.
3) Bring in a few memorable quotes that will later be discussed in people's facebook statuses. Yeah, you know how to write history. Quite literally.
4) Don't ever - and this one is important - lose sight of your best friend. Without her or him, your qualities of being an awesome entertainer decrease drastically.
5) Put on a theatre play. Since you're used to that from pretty much every deadboring lesson in highschool, you will have become a natural at that over time. Use your best friend as your partner. Scream and swear at each other, make accusations - be anything and most of all BOLD. Remember - being an entertainer is about attracting attention. So that's your main goal.
6) Another note: Your most important room will be the toilet. This is where things get exciting. Just make sure to talk / scream loudly enough, your aim here is to be heard. It gets people gossiping about what is going on inside. Here, it's important to memorise that bad press is good press. Attention is worth anything and everything.
7) Last but not least: As an entertainer, you must never be the last one to leave the party. Quite simply because you need to make people aware of the fact that the moment you leave - the coolness factor of the party drops dramatically.
Enough for now, fellow readers! Lesson one is learned, and we will be back sooner than you know to continue our little adventure.
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